GOP: YOU'RE PLANNING TO DESTROY THE NATION, EVIL TERRORIST-LOOKING GUY!
Do you have any suggestions about how to make this better?
GOP: Yeah, screw it all and privatize everything!
O: You know, that's not really possible, and your plan has nothing except political rhetoric, so that's not very useful...
GOP: STFU COMMUNIST-TERRORIST DUDE!
O: Okay, Dems, let's do it.
Red State Democrats: Daddy, I can't. The mean kids at school will make fun of me. I just pissed myself!
O: /breaths in and out slowly
You volunteered for this job, you volunteered for this job...
Some time later....
O: Finally, we got a bill together.
Stupak: O NOES! ABORTION! /runs around with head on fire
O: THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BILL THAT FUNDS ABORTION WITH GOVERNMENT MONEY. IT'S UP TO THE INSURANCE COMPANIES! Okay, I just signed an executive order that said no abortion, are we cool?
GOP: HELP! HELP! WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED! SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
TERRORIST-LOOKING DUDE IS TOTALLY A FASCIST WHO HAS TAKEN OVER OUR COUNTRY!
Gang of 34: Daddy, will you change my diaper? I made a poopy...
Obama: /reaches for aspirin